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20th October, 200016th October, 2000
Can't Live Without Them.
How do computers know you’ve got a hangover? Why do they always choose the most inconvenient time to play up? Which practical joker at Microsoft programmed them all with Sod’s law...		 Jackpot!
As we speed through the twenty first century faster than a Spice Girl on Prozac, I am forced to conclude that my life’s work, IT, has been flawed and that we should never have stopped using bits of paper and sharpened twigs for recording and calculating information...
6th October, 20002nd October, 2000
Last Orders - Please
It’s time, gentlemen, please, for us all to go home and visit lastorders.com...		 Time Dilation
Does the clock on your computer keep going wrong? Does it keep losing minutes and sometimes gain days? Well if so, you are suffering from something known as the 'Crouch Echlin Time Dilation Effect...
26th September, 200015th September, 2000
Burnt Out!
The recent fuel crisis may not have lasted long but has left many of us with knowledge of what it is like to fall short of our destination...		 Don’t fake IT!
So great is the peer pressure to join the e-revolution that many businesses have started to fake e-commerce...
8th September, 20004th September, 2000
E - Hedgehog?!
You really know something has gone badly wrong with the world when you can buy a live hedgehog online...		 E-go
It has been said that I have a rather large one, but sometimes it does need a boost. Luckily the Net has the answer. I am, of course, talking about Ego Surfing...

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